Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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