You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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