Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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