some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Drunk is not a location!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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