You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Dick very happy bro
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
