yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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