Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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