i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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