So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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