Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
