I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
