Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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