I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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