ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You coming home soon, man?
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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