She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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