Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Randomize
