i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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