I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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