Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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