Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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