so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I wish you could order shots online.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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