totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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