Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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