So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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