His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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