We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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