..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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