you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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