Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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