You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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