Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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