Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
why is half of my head shaved?
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