She announced her abortion via fbk
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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