I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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