Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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