oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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