The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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