Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I need water and some morals
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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