we're blogging at a bar
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Operation Purity has been aborted
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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