I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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