He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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