I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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