I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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