I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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