so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
