just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
false alarm, still single
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
