I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Damn victory sex feels great
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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