we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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