Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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