My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The struggles of a small town man whore
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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